Owen:
- I don't know subtraction, Ethan! I'm in second grade, I only know adding and take-away!
- Mommy, we need to go pumpkin patching this weekend.
- Stop hatin', start believin'
- I think God travels around on a cloud with his legs criss-cross applesauce, that's what I think.
- Hey Mom, not to brag or anything but I had a cookie at the Youth Center today.
- I see you bought some cool whip. Tomorrow for breakfast I'm gonna have waffles with cool whip, two cookies, and a liiiiiitle extra milk.
- Aunt Jeri ain't the only that drives crazy in this family (looks over at me).
Owen after being forced by Ariana to do a performance: Are we done here?
Owen: Mummy, did you get any Fs when you were in elementary school?
Me: No
Owen: None?
Me: Nope
Owen: I'm guessing your parents were proud of you.
Ariana after seeing my dry erase markers in no particular order: Oh Mum, you're so not organized. Light to dark, light to dark...how hard is that?!
Ariana about Owen: Well he needs to toughen up because life isn't always gonna be a cup of sugar.
Ariana after I asked her if making a kazoo-type noise with her mouth hurt her cheeks: Well beginners may experience some pain, but if you're advanced like me it doesn't hurt.
Ethan while we were in Italy and drove past a substantial brick wall: And if you look to your left we have the Great Wall of Italy - look how long that bad boy is...
Ariana's Friend: We play a game on road trips where we hold our breath when going through a tunnel or across a bridge.
Owen: I'm guessing a lot of people die when you play that game.
And as always, you can go here for more chaos.
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