*Mother, do not read this post, and if you do, have the holy water close by.
Dear United States Postal Service,
Go fuck yourself. No, seriously, because then maybe afterward your brain will be clear enough to think and do your job properly. My amazing and wholesome mother sent her grandchildren three boxes two months ago. We received one a few weeks ago - it was intact and included all its original contents; kudo bitches, job well done. We received the second on Monday - it was bent, torn, a corner bashed in, the entire bottom slit open, and the majority of the contents were missing. It was then wrapped in cellophane with this lovely little message attached.
Really?
L
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