Dearest Samantha,
Really? You knocked over a glass of red wine with your tail? On my awesome rug? I'm not sure if I'm more upset about the fact that you wasted my wine or ruined my rug.
I don't know if it's my fabulous good looks or fantastic personality that you're hating all over when you "accidentally" do things such as ruin my once perfect rug.
I need a few days to reevaluate this relationship of ours. This love/hate thing is playing games with my emotions.
True Story,
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