Kid Convos

Finish swallowing your purple drank ya'll because here is another round of kid convos straight from the mouths of my growing clan. Enjoy.

Owen: Mom, did you know there are millions of galax-cities?

When texting Ariana while she was staying the night at a friends house.
Ari: BRB. We gotta see if Hammy is dead.
Me: *laughs hysterically* Who is hammy? And why did you speak so matter-of-factly about his potential death?
*Ater a few minutes of silence*
Ari: Don't worry. He's still alive.

Ariana: Thomas almost drowned.
Me: He's a fish, how could he almost drown?

Me: Hey sweetie, I brought you a snack.
Owen: Thank you. What are they?
Me: Junior Mints. They were my favorite as a kid.
O *to his sister*: Hey Ari, you want some Mint Juniors?

Owen: My teacher is so funny, we've gotta be related because he's funny and I'm funny.

When tucking Owen in after having a dance off in the kitchen and me attempting to do the pirouettes he requested of me after we belted out a duet of, "Someone like you" as his nigh, night song.
Owen: You know what's weird?
Me: What?
O: Everyone in our family has a little crazy in them.
Me: How do you feel about that?
O: Awesome. It makes me feel…like…special. Because we're not like other families

After asking the kids to take the cushions off the couch so I could vaccumm it.
Owen: Finding money is so precious. I got fo' dollas baby. Fo' sweet dollas. *Proceeds to check more cushions.

Ariana: After watching a Bobby Flay in some cooking show. "They need to make a documentary about Bobby Flay."

Owen: Mummy, are you aware that 81% of all children suffer from lower back pain?

And as always, for more shenanigans go here.